A new mission for Dorothy

Before we get into today’s post, I wanted to share a newspaper article feature from the Queen that just came out in the Daily Mash. Dorothy had spotted it when she was surfing the internet whilst our kids played nicely in the pool. She immediately declared is “one of my fave articles ever!” Her imagination went all over the map – it’s powerful, info-packed and so much fun.

The article states as follows :

THE QUEEN has confirmed that if President Trump makes a state visit, she can kill him with a sword and nobody can touch her.

Palace staff have assured the Queen that, according to English law, Trump is a subject of the Crown and can, if judged to be damaging the monarchy, be dispatched without repercussion.

She said: “I haven’t made up my mind yet. I might.

“It’s been an awful lot of years hefting the old sword without using it, and who better to christen it on? Just imagine the look on his satsuma face.

“And the colonies would be so grateful they’d have me straight back as their reigning monarch, which solves this Brexit thing literally at a stroke.

“I should do one useful thing before I abdicate, really. And imagine how furious it’d make the May woman.”

Her Majesty added: “I genuinely can’t think of a reason not to. Anyone?”


The sun must have gotten Dorothy’s head spinning.

This is the perfect mission for Dorothy to embark on, whilst still desperately trying to make her way back home. This mission would just be perfect to prove her undying loyalty and dedication to her homeland. Maybe the Queen will revoke her state of banishment and she can finally prove once and for all that she doesn’t suffer from the Walter Mitty syndrome. Extra bonus, she gets to show off some of her new ninja moves : astro travel and soul obliteration.

Meanwhile, today, I wanted to explore a topic that is so very easy to miss, on the path to our big dreams and desires.

Signs from the universe that you’re on the right track. Your abundance thread. Heard of it?

Signs from the universe is what we look for whenever we are in the process of conjuring or creating a desire, but the desire isn’t exactly here yet. And – as far as I can tell – this is just another one of those times. The tricky part being the interpretation of the signs.

Not getting what you want can be extremely frustrating. And it requires a lot of creativity and imagination to bend the energy of the universe. Sometimes you’re really treading in treacherous waters. After all, I have been taught well. Momster wants what she wants, and she wants it now. Right?

The only way to keep up your enthusiasm is to acknowledge that you are on the right path towards your destination. Dorothy wants to go back home. How hard can that be?

The signs.

The universe sends us little signs to motivate us on our way. It’s up to us to recognize those signs of abundance and to celebrate them. Each time you get encouraged be it just a little bit along your way, you should stop and recognize this and treat yourself.

If your goal is to win on the lottery, your aim is obviously the big bucks. Yet you always end up winning just a couple of scraps here and there? Celebrate each win. Say thank you for each cent you find on your path. It’s all signs that your big win is on it’s way towards you. Just keep up the faith.

Your desire is to meet the man of your dreams and live your happily ever after. This starts by revelling in each flirt you encounter. It doesn’t matter if it’s your neighbour’s 5 year old grandson who winked at you. Notice it and smile. It’s all coming your way.

You dream of living a life of luxury where you have an empire working for you and all you have to do is lie by the pool drinking cocktails and go shopping. This one is my favourite – actually it is mine, to be honest. Start by buying a house with a swimming pool. Then build your empire.

The clue is that the signs of the universe are open for debate. The truth is in the eye of the beholder. You have to be aware and present in every moment to notice the clues the universe is sending your way. Each time you see a sign, rejoice. You can only get more if you are grateful for what you already have.


Now this is an interesting concept, because often when we are presented with gifts or generous shows of kindness, we have a tendency to feel overwhelmed. It is all too much. Your message there to the universe is that this is too much for you. So your abundance flow will start thinning down. Now why would you want that? Open your heart to receiving. Have good manners, do what your mama told you : say “please” and “thank you”.

You know what, I might sound really hoo-doo here, but quite frankly I don’t care. This works for me. I am seeing the signs and living my most happiest possible life.

The wonderful wizard of Oz

Which brings me back to Dorothy. She was still in her fantasy about contacting the Queen and letting her know she has received her message loud and clear. She accepts the mission to eradicate this world of the imposterous President Trump. The mission will not be without flaws. She expects to fall down many times, but she’ll get back up again. Most of all, this is going to be fun, because she’s planing on travelling to several corners of the earth to gather the knowledge to perfect her 5 point exploding heart technique, and many other super human powers.

She left happily just before dinner time. Sometimes our conversations are just too strange for me to even question whether she really believes what she’s rambling on about or if she’s deliberately trying to escape reality. In any case, it is my personal opinion that Dorothy should stay away from politics.




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